Monday, September 15, 2014
  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
Sunday, September 14, 2014
It’s funny. When you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘I want to go home.’ But then you come home, and of course it’s not the same. You can’t live with it, you can’t live away from it. And it seems like from then on there’s always this yearning for some place that doesn’t exist. I felt that. Still do. I’m never completely at home anywhere. Danzy Senna (via camping-among-the-tombs)
Oh sweetheart,
hasn’t anyone told you
that you must be yourself to survive?
You are a phoenix,
regenerative,
a strong presence in the air around you,
and beautiful in the same way that brushfires are beautiful.
You come off like a shot of espresso;
you cannot stop waking people up.
Life is an endless morning to you.
You are strong.
Do not be afraid to be strong.
And when you are soft,
do not be afraid to be soft.
You do not see lace hardening its edges,
or oak trees rejecting their topmost branches.
There are days when people will say this is not enough,
that you should not like yourself so much.
They will say that you must soften, sweeten, soothe,
to play games no one wants to play,
all to ensnare people who will call themselves your friends or lovers.
You must know that they are wrong.
You must know you are more than a plaything.
You must know you are worth authenticity.
When your joints creak beneath the weight of expectation and provocation,
you must know that you are a force of light
and love,
and wind,
and fury,
and hope.
Your soul is the prize of a lifetime.
"You Are Nobody’s Sideshow." | Tiffany Webb | 7/14/13  (via dancewmoonlight)

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strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

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punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

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narcotic:

officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Saturday, September 13, 2014
marriedtotheseacomics:

Golf balls or eggs. From Married To The Sea.

marriedtotheseacomics:

Golf balls or eggs. From Married To The Sea.

hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

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Friday, September 12, 2014

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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