when i was in second grade we had these journals and that night we were supposed to write about what we would teach kids if we were teachers and i said that i would teach kids how to commit suicide and the teacher called my mom
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.